Through the magic of poorly translated subtitles, we learn that tight-bodied Ling-Ling has pornstar potential. She understands a girl's got to prove herself to the boss; she's ordered to "play with a slick" but that's an acquired skill -- male co-star Ah Wah instructs by demonstrating his tongue techniques on her vibe.

Verbal seduction ("You afraid of itchy?") from smooth-talkin' Ah Wah turns into boring sex. "You are well done," he proclaims. More like medium-rare. Customers with Asian preferences echo Ah Wah's, "You should act to be enjoying."