Released | Oct 01st, 1995 |
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Running Time | 75 |
Director | Kenji (I) |
Company | In Bloom Productions |
Cast | Jill Kelly, Tara (I), Crystal Gold, Mikala |
Critical Rating | AA 1/2 |
Genre | Feature |
Crystal Gold, of the title, is certainly one awesome-looking package, but her pairings, as well as the other one-on-one couplings, produce temperatures in the warm-to-hot range.
Instead of the obligatory lame plot line, we have the uncredited Ron Jeremy reading aloud from his even lamer X-rated "poetry," the words of which are then essentially acted out by the players.
Ron: Ezra Pound you ain't. And retailers: this one's pretty borderline. Flip a coin.