Kylie's the college of sexual knowledge at this university, so what her initiation is, is a good guess. Except to say, Ireland's dorm house looks like a fire house during alarm season. And the sex develops with as much ingratiating subtlety: boy meets girl, boy penetrates girl's curriculum.

Since none of the performers had to cram for script finals, you'd have expected better than this wham-bammer which treats co-education like a requirement, not an elective.