Proof that one sex scene does, indeed, a legendary tape make, there's the anally explosive collision course on display in the lead-off featuring blonde bombshells Monika Spermalover and Elisabeth. Christoph Clark and Jean-Yves provide the complimentary dicks in a dizzying cocktail of ass penetrations that will render even the most seasoned anal aesthete punch drunk.

Boasting a stretched sphincter cavity that can accommodate a Brunswick bowling ball, beautiful Monika readily takes two dicks up her ass in addition to the overall astounding exhibition of double team cornholing she conducts with partner Elisabeth.

Couple that scene with the outdoor sphinterization of platinum Dina Pearl by Jean-Yves, and you have a tape that rates an exalted spot in your store's anal section. Jean-Yves, and you have a tape that rates an exalted spot in your store's anal section. Jean-Yves, a name to be reckoned with, wraps Dina's lithe body in a tight parcel package as he spits in her ass and fucks her reverse cowgirl-style. An anal valentine? You better belive it.

Everything else in this show is purely icing on the sweetheart cake.