Other than death, taxes and an occasional good dump, there are few assurances in this evil, wretched world. One of them is that Bruce Seven, or in this instance, his protege Bionca, makes the hottest, nastiest, raunchiest girl/girl vids in the biz. Absolutely. Positively. Indubitably.

The Master's star pupil has blessed us all by giving birth to what looks to be the debut of another all-girl slutfest series in the glorious tradition of Buttslammers (millions and millions of loads launched).

Everybody Wants Some embraces the tried and true Seven formula that takes multiple moaning, shrieking mega-babes, most of the Doc Johnson catalog, gushers of spurting, glistening oil and a carton of rubber surgical gloves, throws 'em all together, directs 'em to pull out the stops and records the results.

The opener is a shoo-in for a best girl/girl pre-nom. Statuesque blonde Girlie Star and Yvonne are two wild vixens in ultra-heat, who start out eating and practically fisting each other's pussies, and tonguing and slapping each other's oil-drenched asses. Yvonne then breaks out a pulsating, glow-in-the-dark yellow dildo and starts fucking Star's cunt while the latter frigs her own bum, encouraging the former to "Fuck my pussy. Fuck it good. Yeah, that's it."

Cut to Misty Rain, Paisley Hunter, Christi Lake and Tracy Love performing their own very individualized aerobics routine in the local gym. Lake's quim is stretched wide-open by one pair of hands, while a second pair sinks deep inside. As a third jams a finger deep into her crapper, Lake screams out encouragement, while Rain sucks saliva from Hunter's mouth and loogies it into Lake's shitter, while...well, you get the picture.

Meanwhile, back in the girls' locker room, Shelby Stevens and Jill Kelly are engaging in their own physical therapy with the aid of a giant purple dildo, which kelly shoves deep down Stevens' throat. She then fucks her pussy and ass with it, all the time spitting into and slapping Stevens' voluptuous butt.

The closer is another scalding four-way with Missy, Caressa Savage, Tabitha and Cumisha Amado. Witness Missy clenching a giant dong in her lovely kisser and bull-dozing it into Savage's gaping cunt, while Amado sticks a pink vibrator up Savage's oiled-up arse. The girls then trade in those childish toys for a truly serious piece of hardware, a humongous black dildo that's driven deep into Savage's pussy as her butt-cheeks are smacked repeatedly and buffed to a perfect shade of red. Missy later gets her comeuppance, taking Tabitha's strap-on up her cunt and Amado's dildo up her ass as Savage spurs 'em on with a lusty chorus of "Fuck her, fuck her."

Everybody Wants Some harbors no illusions as to why it was made. And that, quite simply, is to launch thousands of new loads. To that end, it works brilliantly.