In the spin of the gonzo wheel of fortune, you sometimes wind up with a cast of faces only a mother could love.  With The Crackster, it's Mother's Day.

Dressed like a Broadway salute to homeless flashers, Bill Margold uses his welfare checks to pay girls to have anal sex.  Providing that you get what you pay for, we see Crystal Gold getting her ass cast, Guy DiSilva butt fucking a blonde with an overbite, and Dalny Varga winning the Fay Wray lookalike contest.  Seeing Dalny's asshole winking like the CBS network eye on Visine is worth a rental, though.