Only two reasons not to pass this one by: Menaja, with her sensuous and impossibly long tongue, and Byron Long, with his impossibly long dick.

Both performers handle their erotic equipment with the kind of smooth panache that God reserves for incumbent politicians and lounge singers, but these two are the real deal.  Otherwise, the party is too many chuckles and not enough nasty boning, captured with erratic camerawork and edited with a butterknife.