If sex were an Olympic event, it would be fun to see the American Deram Team go head-to-head with this hodge-podge of unconnected scenes.  "European Debutante" must be French for "hairy and uncircumcised."  Even alluring titles like "The Maids (sic) a Slut" aren't enough to overcome the generally unattractive or unenthusiastic performers.

Gold medals should go to the first woman, a raven-haired masturbating beauty; and the last, a blonde whose spirited anal is true to the Grecian origins of the games.  It's a shame that they bookend so many dreary scenes.