The sights and sounds of the 1996 Cannes Film Festival provide a window dressing for some great moments in the pecker-meets-sphincter mating ritual.

For all intents and purposes, Wold Sex Tour 6 is a deft, insertion-defining anal entertainment package, unfortunately spelled by a less-than-exhilarating video essay of Tom Byron having his locks shorn fast-forward style.

Transforming from Reservoir Rat to Reservoir Dog faster than you can say Vidal Sassoon, Byron draws Mark Davis and Vince than as accomplices for a variety of bung-hole break-ins.  Other than the fact these scenes appear to have, as a common thread, a desire to link as many lookalike brunettes as possible in one video package, their appeal proves the unassailable truth that an asshole is not to be judged by hairstyle.

Davis, Byron and Vouyer gang tackle the dusky Katarina in the great outdoors, mountingher in a roundelay of canine impersonations.  It's Byron, however, who goes in, side saddle, up her ass for the first score of the video. The ever-popopular reverse cowgirl anal sets up the frontal d.p., as the deepening creases on Byron's balls take on the life of age rings on an oak tree.  Her asshole reamed cleaner than a communion wafer, Katarina experiences double vaginal from Davis and Vouyer.  Even though the framing shot wouldn't indicate them as such, you now by the balls.

Davis then plays Santa to Paula Brassiere, er, Brasile who mounts his lap sugar-daddy-style. Davis' patented standing 69 routine sets up Paula's apparent religious experience (judging by her eyes) as she takes it up the rectory.  Another dick-in-the-ass variation and a shot in the confessional completes the penance.

For variety's sake blonde Dolly Golden trios up with golden oldie John Stagliano and Vince Vouyer as Buttman pokes a finger in an asshole the size of a martian crater. Working like a human camshaft that's gtgettingaid by the down-stroke, Vince adds the finishing touches as he plows Dolly's butt with the commitment of a steel driving man in an American folk tale.

The gloriously exotic Anita Dark experiences a congenial ass fuck from Tom Byron, quivering during the experience, not unlike a female scschnauzeruring boys' night in the dog pound.

Again, Byron, this time with Mark Davis, plunges the tanned raven-tressed Olivia Del Rio, whose physical similarities to Vanessa are, mercifully, undetectable.

For the finale, the team of Byron & Davis, now a law firm, take on Brit cuties Hayley and Georgette as they file as a series of amicus briefs in the ladies' assholes during a full disclosure d.p. session.

Words to the wise being sufficient, if you fail to stop for this particular "World," you might never get off. And it would serve you right.