Does the idea of nerd humor, featuring a bald-headed, Mr. Clean lookalike who speaks pigeon English and who frequently quacks like a mentally-deficient duck, sound sexy to you? Well, if you answered in the affirmative, here's an infantile comedy about the sexploits of just such and individual, punctuated by some of the most lackluster, single-set fucking ever seen in a mainstream adult video. Add a non-ending, and the embarrassment is complete.