After the claustrophobic mosh pits of countless wet t-shirt contests and drunken revelry of Mardis Gras gone by, South Padre Island, Texas, feels pretty damned good!

The boob-to-tit ratio is high; the videography far more professional than ever. However what makes NBH so fun is that the cameraman spends quality time with the girls. We actually get to know them by name - and sexual preferences! Lamenting the lack o’ dick, a few hot-tubbers diddle their joy buzzers on the water jets, while others take up their trusty strap-on. Here’s hoping the producers stick with this approach.

Pre-nom: Best Alternative Video.

Retailing: Arousing amusement across the board.