Contrary to popular belief, the daily routine at AVN ain't no party… but when the mag throws a bash, you'd better duck for cover. Preferably under a plastic tarp, 'cause the spoo is frequently airborn!

The second annual AVN Halloween Ball outshines the first in virtually every department. There's more spontaneous sex; there are more weirdos in attendance (and if you thought porn performers were "out there," wait 'til you see hundreds of fans in bizarre, revealing outfits all liquored up and ready to party); and there are more in the way of guest starts. "Grandpa" Al Lewis (of Munsters fame) makes a very special appearance, and proves to be a very lively host - sort of a white Jewish version of Redd Foxx, in a ratty tux.

While it would be impossible to recount all the famous talent in attendance (standing or on their knees), we would be remiss not to mention the lovely Jenna Jameson, plus Vivid knockouts Jenteal and Kobe Tai, as well as independent jizz-guzzlers like Johnni Black and Christi Lake.

Of course, what would a party be without the indefatigable Buck Adams, or the omnipresent Ron Jeremy? Add to the ribald mix the unexpected company of Guns 'N' Roses, guitarist Slash, who drops by to perform a few blues tunes and leer at all the tits falling out of the Halloween costumes.

AVN Halloween Sex-Fest isn't quite as good as being there, but then again the floor isn't so stick at home… is it?