Hmmm.  Talk about low production values: a girl's voice goes "ring, ring" to get David Hardman to answer the phone.  Hardman proceeds to do China Lee, Vivian, and Dallas D'Amour but has a difficult time getting it in their rear lo meins. This is one man show of explicit action, close-ups, and plotless lust that will appeal to coarse and crass ass-filling fans.  Think about ordering the Poo Poo Platter instead.