By way of her scrumptious ass, Nellie Pierce is an exciting new performer on the anal scene, and her three-way in the show's opener with Jake Steed and Santino Lee certainly begs that kind of attention. But not for reason you'd expect. Frustratingly, Santino, who looks like he's been on a diet of Sara Lee, keeps popping out of Nellie's butthole. But it's Santino's do-or-die efforts to ram it home that lend credence to the beautiful' college try.

The camera pronounces a beautiful, spreading ass shot of Alex Dane as she squats on T.T. Boy's lap. Similarly, the great Dane's partner, Candy Apples (not the one who sports green hair from time to time), play bow-wow and gets a long leash up her ass from T.T.

Jake and Santino then converge on Rainahh, delivering a d.p. power surge guaranteed to liven up the deadest ass in Denver. But it's the complete physical disparity between Lee's pairing with Kimi Ji in the follow-up scene that provokes sheer wonder. For reasons apparent, Tom Byron has acquired the nickname "ol' leather nuts." See why Santino may be known in the future as "armadillo balls."