Of course, one wonders how Van Damage and Company obtained free run of an empty school building. But that's beside the point. Filthy Coeds certainly holds up its share of the bargain as a filthy, ass-fucking experience with gorgeous girls playing the coed fantasy to the hilt.

Blonde Stephanie, of the kewpie doll face and full red lips, cuts a striking figure in her cheerleader outfit. Which is more than you can say for bulky Van Damage who looks like he's wearing Don Knotts' old football uniform. "Fuck fashion," one is inclined to say as Van Frankennals Stephanie, then buttfucks her in a limb-testing jackknife position.

Excited by her orientation session, Stephanie can't wait to test out her newly-plunged asshole along with Chandler's as they perform a giggling buttlink on the dildo superhighway.

Wandering about the men's locker room like a ticket scalper at the Rose Bowl, redhead Liberty slurps dick as though she were drinking from Death Valley's only water fountain. Liberty gives no wooden nickels as she takes on four guys including Damage, who hoists her to his groin in a manner reminiscent of Mark Davis.

Sporting a brief collegiate skirt and Marcia Brady shoes, coed Nikki Smalls gives Damage a ringside seat under that skirt, with Van munching her as though there were an All-You-Can-Eat special at the International House of Pussy. A raucous stairwell fuck ensues with Van delivering two pop shots for the price of one.

If so inclined, one might deliver a paper on the physics of Neva Styles' foot-oriented three-way in the front seat of an automobile, then dwell on the poetics of blonde Roxi Tucker's cute ass being lectured during a cram session with Damage. As lively as it is, the interracial four-way at tape's end might actually have you glad the semester's over.

There's a considerable amount of material to absorb in one sitting, with all-nighters not particularly encouraged. One might suggest breaking up the viewing into digestible study periods for maximum benefit.

And take notes. There will be a quiz.