Looking like a poster child for the Porphyria Research fund, the Gothic Whore eschews plasma in favor of infusions of sperm. Jake Steed wisely bows out early in the first segment, leaving the viewer the same repetitive closeup of Ian Daniels' balls flapping against the Whore's ass. The highlight of the second segment's Sapphic but equally heatless pairing is seeing a lit candle in the Whore's ass. Third part pairs – guess who! – Daniels and the Whore for another go. A trip to a meat packing plant would be preferable to watching her impassionately suck his dick. And lastly, an equally anemic-looking female gets whipped by the Whore. Minor editing flubs here and there add to the annoyance.

The dead may very well walk among us, but if they choose to do porn, shouldn't they show at least some signs of life?