Henri Pachard can hear the mellow roar of the ghosts of crappers past in this updated tribute to a style he patented back when toilet paper was newspaper. And, like toilet paper, Chuck Martino is a fixture in four of five scenes, all of which take place where, as you might suspect, the only items whiter than Chuck's teeth are Ajax and a porcelain bowl.

Chuck teams with Christian Steele to pound Chandler, the joins Rob King for a three-way with Kimberly Jade, King betraying more moisture on his brow than the head of his dick when it's time to flush the ol' handle.

After their tennis session, Suzy Cat and Martino haul ass for the nearest shitter where winner's choice results in more deuces and faults than clear shots at Suzy's forecourt because of space limitations. Proving practice in the pooper finally makes perfect, Chuck fares much better with busty Blake Mitchell in a later sporting event.

And, where you'd think there'd be more anal by nature of the beast, surprisingly finds Jack Hammer being the only janitor in a drum in this feature when he hands the big one to Bunny Bleu in the jackknife position.