Somewhere along the way, someone seems to have decided that "couples-friendly sex" has to mean "tepid" or "lackluster." It doesn't have to be that way, but this feature often subscribes to that theory as if it were the rule, not the exception.

The tape opens with Vince Vouyer and Nikita checking into their room at a lush resort hotel. Once you've stopped laughing about the Laurel and Hardy height difference between the two, you might have to rewind to catch the setup. The hotel is, of course, haunted. But this poltergeist, in the shape of Alexandra Silk, is nothing to be afraid of. In fact, having sex in her ghostly presence seems to induce powerful squirting orgasms in all the women. That's right, a couples-oriented squirting tape. Go figure.

Despite the squirting, most of the sex in this vid is standard by-the-numbers fucking. The only shining moment is a truncated three-way with Mila, Guy DiSilva and Michael J. Cox, but that one bright spot isn't enough for hardcore porn hounds to check in.