The only thing missing is a hip-sway-ing samba and Sergio Mendes.

Kia and Kaitlyn Ashley are vacationing in Ipanema, but they could be poolside in Arleta for all the impact e scenery lends to the proceedings. (Sex in hotel rooms? What a concept!)

K&K fantasize about some mystery guy at their hotel while sex manages to intrude upon the Inspector Clouseau-dialogue.

Channone heads a gang-fuck that's equipped with sparingly-distributed heat, and a polite girl/girl scene resembles a licking contest at a philatelic convention. The vid finally rises to the level it's been flirting with when Kia gets fucked on the rocks in a secluded cove. Ironically, the beach-strip sequence during the title credits is the hottest thing about this show.