You wouldn't think getting a bunch of pornchicks to say, "Stop, my ass is on fire" would be a Herculean task, but whenever director Quasarman makes the simple request, these girls appear to receive a visit from the modesty fairy. Good thing it flits back to whence it came when it's time for the sphincter spreadin'.

Our fave is Chloe's opener with Mark Davis, beginning with her demonstration of an inflatable butt plug, and ending with a few of those inspirational Chloe 'gasms. Running a very close second is an intense ass-slam between Shelbee and Pat Myne; it'll forever alter our belief that marital sex must be a fate worse than the hair extensions Kevin DeBrow sported on VH1's Quiet Riot: Behind the Music episode. Elsewhere, there's ass-to-mouth action between Jake Steed and bubbly, blond Bridgette Kerkove ("Let me just tell you," she chips after a tongueful of her own butt-juice, "that tastes good"); a cascade of silly accents between Envy and Chris Charming (who insists that his ass is not on fire); and a look at Cort Knee's new 'to and better boobs in a workable coupling with Davis.