When a video starts out with three Nina Hartley's fingers buried in Serenity's tight cunny, one can only hold on to one's cock and go along for the ride. The Shark takes its cue from Rounders, Serenity having to save her boyfriend from a $40,000 debt or lose him to a pair of cement boots. Along the way we meet Nina Hartley, close friend to Serenity (don't you have to be a close friend to put three fingers in her cunny?); Alex Sanders, the loan shark with a heart of gold (and a dick of steel, as his anal scene confirms); and Evan Stone, who plays Tex, a stellar card player (and cocksmith, as evidenced by Nina Hartley's screams). The sex is inspired, in particular the Nina Hartley scenes and Alex Sanders buggering some young girl at a bar. Mickey G. also gets a poke at Serenity in a bubble bath scene, which ends in the inevitable "Take my demon seed and put it on your face."

So, dear retailer, order up and put a smile on your face: You've just drawn a royal fuck.