Produced more than two years ago, this so-called political satire couldn't get elected dog catcher, burdened as it is by its not-so-clever script and its generally uninspired sex.

The moments that might cause some stirrings south of viewers' waists are Kaylan Nicole and Sheena chowing down on a pre-boob job Sindee Coxx, and Anna Malle's spirited one-on-one with Vince Vouyer.

On the whole, however, Politix ain't likely to garner many of your customers' votes.