With She's No Angel, Cash Markman proves himself not only an excellent screenwriter but a dams good director as well. Of course, the fact that star Farrah is looking more like Darryl Hannah every day doesn't hurt matters... and Michael Hurt's fine performance as the mobster is another plus. You'll also guffaw at Frank Bukkwyd as the gay henchman.

Charity worker Farrah soothes Hurt's brow so well that he confesses he killed mistress Tatiana and her lover, Michael J. Cox. (The two get it on lustily in doggie, reverse cowgirl and mish positions.) Now, Farrah "knows too much," and lams to a strip club managed by transvestite Mike Horner.

In the ensuing fun, look for two hot girl/girlers pairing Farrah first with Ruby —yowzah!— and then Leanna Heart, who double-dongs the star on the club's dance stage. The finale has Ruby getting horsie-fucked and mished by Hurt, but the story's ending is such a hoot that we won't reveal it here.

Pre-nom this vid for Best Sex Comedy, and the script for Best Screenplay-Video. Too bad, though, that we don't have a category for Ruby's "Best Dance with a Snake."

Good story, good direction, good acting, good sex —stock this!