This is simply a collection of good, solid fuck scenes with fresh-as-momma's-pie hotties. No beating around the bush (bah-dum-dum), no remote control finger strain and thoroughly strokable as hell.

We're not sure whether Dani Woodward surfaced from hiding for the opener or whether it's just old, but either way, she bangs away with Mikey Butders just like the eager little Dani we've always loved. And whoo dawgie, what is there not to love about Micah Moore, whose scene opposite T.J. Cummings makes you think (as we so often do), God, why couldn't I have been T.J. Cummings?

Pre-nom for Best All-Sex Release.

Retailing: The title should steer you right. (It's not exactly a metaphor, see.)