Kane and company are forced to pee on newspapers by Pachard, who acts like the headmaster of a K-9 college. "Good behavior" is rewarded by a smack on the nose with a rolled-up magazine, followed by more stringent punishment to their hindquarters - thus redefining "man's best friend" from dog to obedient pussy.

Pachard takes his Venom routine (i.e. performers handling the camera, POV-style) to the alternative medium, resulting in a style ofttimes more effective than the standard videography.