Buck, playing the porno producer —for what, the 151st time?— puts the pricks together with the preggers and then steps away. Wish we could, too. It's not that we don't appreciate the subtle 'n' sexy appeal of a pretty gal glowing in the rays of pending motherhood... no, it's simply that some folks ought to face the fact that their gene pool ain't worth reproducing, at any cost. (Especially if they can't tell the difference between decorating their corpulent bodies with an artistic tattoo as opposed to scribblings last seen on somebody's old high school yearbook.) The guys just grit their teeth and grind away.