It should be pointed out that there's usually a lot to appreciate about Johnny Toxic, bearer of heat, appeal, and a really great name. With his likable screen presence and big, stiff cock, youth culture just may have found its Great Tattooed Hope.

But you'd never know it from his latest (lack of) effort, which can best be characterized by a sub-zero degree coupling between Johnny and Miss Ray, and a group scene purporting to feature the talents of Shay Sweet, Heidi Dalton, and Teri Starr, but actually bringing more attention to the off-camera directions of the crew. And the less said about the litter-ski-masked-between-scenes snappy patter, the better, although commendation is Johnny's due for sticking to the basics and employing the traditional pronunciation of "bitch," rather than the more popular "bee-otch."

While brief, fleeting bursts of heat can be glimpsed in trysts with full-lipped Joelani and braces-wearing (!) Leah Stevenson, overall it's a flat, uninspired effort that smacks of "don't give a fuck."