Johnny Toxic as "Fred the Butt Plumber" is an amusing concept that unfortunately produces only inconsistent results.

The vid opens promisingly enough with some filly's super-scalding rap - "Oh dammit, oh dammit, oh shit, oh shit, oh God, oh fuck, oh fuck" - and so on and so forth - as Toxic anal-lyzes her.

But that level of heat isn't replicated until tape's end, when Candy Apples serves up her mug as ground zero for a pair of messy mega-loads. The vid's middle section, needless to say, is less than stunning.