Journeyman porn vet Don Fernando (or just another D.F. in the night), is the faceless voice behind the camera. He haunts the video store and the mall in search of the usual. He picks up two couples who return to his apartment and fuck for him. One pair happens to be voluptuous Charlie and her boyfriend, Mr. Charlie, who fuck like the pros they are... or at least the one she later became. She takes all of Mr.'s chunk like the caramel dynamo she's now worshipped for being. Fernando gently comments on the festivities, never getting lewd, just polite and boring: "You're a lucky man, Mister." He never steps in front of the camera, even when it's his turn at the plate. In his third installment, at LAX, he picks up blond, plaid-skirted Kattina Brogan who says —while sucking his cock— that there's a certain amount of power in having a sensitive organ in one's mouth with "my teeth hovering nearby." Hovering? You got to admire that kind of language.