Max professes a desire for "a cheap whore who'll take it up the ass with a smile on her face," ushering red-haired Amber into the Chateau and strapping her into a sling for an upside-down blowjob featuring globs of spit hanging from her eyes. "Blow some bubbles for Max," he croons, gaping her anus so the ocean of lube inside surges and ebbs hypnotically. A speculum lights the way to further fun, and soon Amber's freckles are hidden under an eruption of Maxspooge.

Max calls other dicks to duty: Don Fernando teams up with Meka for a poolside bang. "You want a white boy's cock up your black ass?" he pants, and sure enough, the lady does, receiving a stunning reverse-cowgirl anal. And when Dick Nasty does Katrina, a British version of Little Sinderella, sound the dirty-old-man trumpets as he gapes her tiny sphincter to the music of her squeals.

Note: Be sure to experience Max's post-credits homily on why we need to respect women.