The credits on the box don’t match the credits on the tape, but all the big name players are present and accounted for.

A group encounter in a rec room with Rocco, Christoph Clark and a half-dozen or so others, has some truly bone-stiffening moments (including a fair amount of d.p., ass-to-mouth, double-anal and double-vaginal action). Things start off a little slowly, but by the scene’s end, we doubt there’s a dry seat in the house. Pre-nom this one for Best Group Scene.

Next, Hakan takes Sylvia Saint from behind in the front row of an empty cinema while, in the lobby, another Euro-stud enjoys the charms of a pretty, natural brunette. The stud licks her pussy and tongue-fucks her gaping ass on a checkout counter before Hakan and Saint emerge from the house for a little mate-swapping and anal; call it a “sin-ema verite.”

The setup for the third scene (a b/g in a hotel room) is so pitiful we won’t detail it here, but the sex that follows is good enough to make up for it.

In the finale, we witness Rocco’s first-ever encounter with British sex kitten Kelly (of Rocco Meats Kelly, Editor’s Chocie, July ’98). The nasty little nymph teases Rocco endlessly until, well… some explicit close-ups capture the action as Siffredi pistons his fat cock in and out of her beautiful backside. They change positions periodically, Kelly sucking his tool clean in earnest between penetrations. “If your mama knows you are so nasty, she will kill us, eh?” Rocco queries. Kelly rolls her eyes toward the camera and smiles a naughty little smile before resuming her sucking. And though Rocco has the girl writing in pleasure through most of the scene, lest we (or she) forget who the real star of the tape is, Siffredi orders his prostate massaged, his bung rimmed, and his toes sucked by Kelly as well. (And they say “celebrity” is overrated…) Pre-nom this one for Best Anal Scene or Best Couples Scene – whatever – but pre-nom it nonetheless.