Leave it to those wacky French to combine Halloween hijinks with boring, repetitive sex and elevator music.  In the first scene, a tattered, passive mummy receives a blowjob from a spectacled vampire with fangs and blood dripping down her chin.  A hunchback joins in the action, and then a confused witch is shown walking around outside.  Lady Santa Claus is wearing a beard and a fur-trimmed red minidress while she gets pummeled by a man dressed as an oversized infant.  The two other scenes feature a masturbating cowboy, a blue, pointy-nosed reindeer, and a reprise with the hunchback, mummy, and witch.  The sparse dialogue is in French.

Previously released under another title by Astral Ocean Cinema.