The real fun begins when Mila tells interviewer Horny Henry that performer Chuck Martino is "a piece of shit," then proceeds to get her excrement dick-swizzled by Dave Hardman who, only moments before, suffered an on-camera bout of unpremeditated seasickness.

While on the subject of chucking one's hurl, Dick Nasty, whose waxing physique bespeaks the wonders of biscuits and gravy, does Liza Harper with a setup that allows the viewers a deep, long look at a swimming pool that appears to be doubling as a cesspool.

As with most wall-to-wall fare, pick your moments.  Ours is when Hardman rides blonde, bounteous Timber sidesaddle.  And a prize should be offered for the first viewer who can do an accurate tattoo count of the voluptuous Christgen Wolf.