"The filthiest Eurotrash, just as the very American schwienhund likes it!"  Now that's an opening narration, folks, which sets the stage for a cum-soaked marathon of multi-partner cock-guzzling and butt-cramming, so wet and nasty that the home viewer may want to don a layer of raincoats just to feel more comfortable.

More than anything, Cum Factory resembles one of those early '80s gym-themed Bruce Seven vids, wherein sweaty spandex leotards barely disguise a battery of perky nipples, and the action includes a chorus line of bent-over bubble butts just waiting to be plugged.  Granted, those were pretty hot vids... but Cum Factory raises the oral 'n' anal ante, capturing explicit close-ups formerly available only to a select group of lucky dentists and proctologists.

In one scene, a girl sucks off a guy until he dumps his bull gravy in her mouth, and she subsequently dribbles the sticky load into the waiting asshole of another girl - while yet a third German jizz-quaffer dashes in to literally felch out the sperm cocktail while it's still hot!  However, girl number two's sphincter is still greased with enough residual goo to accommodate not one, but two dicks, and then...a d.p.  Whoa, Nellie!  Nominate this scene mach schnell!

Naturally, with action like this there's going to be a trade-off, so let's diplomatically state that the unlikeliest scenario would include a handful of porno talent scouts waiting around on the sidelines, hoping to sign these gals up.  But should the home viewer really care?

Only about the numerous times they'll be spanking the monkey with both fists.  (The box is terrible, so give it an extra push and your customers will cum back for more German filth.)