We never would have guessed that Johnny Toxic was harboring a Martha Stewart fixation, but here he is observing tradition by hosting a Valentine's Day party - Toxic-style. Ensconced in a stark office high above the San Fernando Valley, Johnny and his guests cheerfully stain the brand-new couches with lube and bodily fluids, to fairly hot effect.

As far as orgy tapes go, the usual hurdles apply - namely, that there''s too much going on at once to focus on just one great coupling (or tripling). Notably, Candy Apples makes the most of her time on-camera in a threeway with Johnny and Candy Hill; Hill lets Johnny go to town in her asshole; and Raquel DeVine proves comic relief while waiting for Muff Daddy to pop with some ridiculous comments that send him running away from the camera in hysterics.