Lube Tube, Vol. 1 is remarkable in a couple of respects. The first of these is the momentous squirting display put on by Mila. She gushes and geysers. She discharges and erupts. She spews and spritzes, spouts and spurts. Frigging herself mercilessly with a sizable dildo, her urethra jets forth a plume of some mystery potion Fred Dutifully assures us tastes to be comprised of "mostly water." Yum.

Mila's talent is indeed singular, but she has demonstrated it so often, and on so many other, superior tapes, that the display here, while admittedly impressive, is hardly reason enough to recommend the tape entire.

The other must-see element is Bud Vinci's grown-out mullet. The mullet, that coiffure of choice for America's white underclasses, is seldom so elegant and luxuriant a specimen. Vinci has obviously cultivated his with furrow-browed attention and care. Well done!