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Rocco Never Dies

Rocco Never Dies

Released Dec 31st, 1998
Running Time 136
Director Rocco Siffredi
Company Rocco Siffredi Productions
Distribution Company Evil Angel
Cast Rocco Siffredi, Margareth Miculowa, Jade (I), Maria De Sanchez, Dalila (I), Roberto Malone, Philippe Dean, Others, Holly One
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre Feature

Rating

Synopsis

Porn fans have been waiting for another major porn-action piece since Operation Sex Siege, so stock aplenty.

Reviews

A nuclear weapon is in the hands of Rocco's ex-partner, and it's up to the Big R (all 13 inches) to save Western Europe from destruction. RND delivers a ton of action (sexual and non-sexual), and enough hard anal scenes to bring a proctologist to tears. Or at least John Stagliano, for different reasons.

Shot on location in Paris, Barcelona, Rome, Prague, and Berlin, RND is a journey through the life and loves of Zoe (Siffredi), a modern-day secret agent. The frequent use of a first-person camera mounted on Siffredi is unique and clever, adding a deeply personal touch to this feature.

In one scene, Rocco works one girl's ass likes it's a South African diamond mine and his dick is a drill. Her cries of pleasure ("Oui, oui!") are quite convincing. To top it all, she jerks him off into a half-filled glass of champagne and sips it. Chateau Rocc-eau, anyone?

Later, we cut to a crime-lord midget (Holly One) being blown by a punk blond chick. The vertically-impaired Don then invites his clients to "fuck first, talk later." We are thus treated to an outdoor orgy that results in more facials than can be found at a Beverly Hills beauty salon.

Every good action flick has an intense climax, and this one has (of course) two. Rocco tracks his ex-partner (Philippe Dean) and his crew to an airport hangar in Berlin, and has to get past them to find that a nuclear detonator has been planted in a captive girl's pussy! The only way it can be disarmed is to raise the temperature - otherwise, KABOOM!  Drawing upon years of hard training, Rocco instinctively plants his Patriot missile in her behind, thus turning her on enough to turn the bomb off.

RND  is a James Bond movie (with the cars, planes, boats, and bombs) with one marvelous difference: all the Rocco-girls in this video take a dick one way or another. Let's see Moneypenny beat that!



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