Apparently misplaced during the making of Farrah's Pajama Party were the fundamentals of porn production. That's how bush league much of this thing is.

Take the opener, for instance, a Farrah/Christian Steel coupling that's squandered due to a maddening stop/start pace that's the polar opposite of a good, strokable groove. Which is too bad, too, since the long, lean, statuesque Farrah looks awesome as usual, but winds up merely teasing the viewer.

Her second scene, alas, is just as problematic. It's a girl/girl with Raylene with starts off promisingly enough with some torrid strap-on action. But just as the heat is building, director Don Fischer inexplicably throws a damper on things by having some guy in a bunny outfit (?!?) jump into the fray.

Also boner-busting is when the babes suddenly take a break in mid-thrust to share a soda. We're sure it hit the spot, but why exactly was it left in the final cut?

Yes, the remaining two hetero couplings are definitely more stroke-friendly. But no, they're hardly enough to salvage this sinking ship.

P.S. One other no-no to note. Though the box describes a story line about Farrah inviting "her friends over to spend the night and all hell breaks loose," nothing even remotely close to that can be found on the tape itself. And here we thought Bill Clinton had credibility problems.