California Cocksuckers begins on a high note with Inari Vachs gagging away on cock. She sucks, chokes, and conjures up a world of saliva bubbles. In fact, the entire cast is comprised of quality bone-drainers. One problem with this on-your-knees religious experience is a camera that never really tours the beauty of the girls' bodies. It's all ear, nose and throat. A bigger problem is mediocre wood.

The back of the box depicts the female cast with cum on their faces, their names, ages, and info like "first blowjob -- at the mall." This gives viewers the impression that such scenarios take place in the video, which is not the case. As Gina Ryder blows penis number seven, the director's voice off camera instructs, "Stand up and keep on sucking. "Whatever you say, Mr. DeMille.