Last month, S. Andrew Roberts & Slavegirl submitted a review for this tape that went, "Slavegirl sez: 'Heavier torture than I can stand so it has to go in the severe S/M category.'"  Well.

The attendant "AA 1/2" was somewhat curious to this ass. ed., then; the ultra-hard, while not everyone's bag of bricks, rates honorable mention for those intrepid enough to sally into it; and especially for those who venture into committing it to tape for sale.  On this merit, Cindy Prince 7 rated a second look, IMHO.

Players and those interested in/into serious S/M, Do Not Enter: The sloppy and harmful "technique" displayed here could cause serious damage if employed as a model.  It's important to note the "heavy play" is all faked.  Don't mistake this review as one glorifying the Cindy Prince line as legitimate S/M.

However, Tower Video buyer, curio emporium distributor, mom & pop withcraft boutique: Here's your secret smile.  Craftsy homemade credits sequences; Dolly Parton warbling under the opening close shot of a black velvet placard that reads, "Have a Snort"; suspiciously lousy (that's real) sound and picture; Beastie Boys parodyvid-inspired mustaches and hairpieces; the shadow silhouette of swinger's mag alum Cindy's tormentor painting "blood" on the flogger he's about to stripe her with - fuck yes, the undeniable whank of Art wafts from the trailer park like Grammaw Pryor's yellow cake with chocolate frosting-from-the-can.  If only it were on purpose.

Those who compulsively rent the Faces of Death series should trawl here next for unparalleled scenes of 8mm phantasmagoria.  To the uninitiated, Cindy's torments will appear real, and the naïve mind will writhe in psychoagony, permanently scarred by the tiny holocaust to be experienced in The Missing Drugs.  These are the images middle America conjures up when they hear "S/M."

Is this "okay"?  Definitely not.