This hour-long, MTV-style video montage-slash-interview/exposé of the Dahm triplets is, as can certainly be expected, stunningly shot, dressed, choreographed and edited.  It had to cost a bundle, and the triplets themselves are certainly worth the outlay.  They are fresh-scrubbed and perkily enthusiastic, with great teeth and perfect bodies that are astonishingly similar.  Who cares that they have a little trouble speaking?

They are fiercely loyal and attuned to one another, finishing one another's sentences and all that, and even seem to get that special innocent Playboy pleasure from feeling one another up.  And isn't that what it's all about?  Sibling sex times three cries out for some conceptual imagination though, some visual balls.  The mathematical possibilities, as Woody Allen once wrote, are staggering.  But this tape is aimed square at the heart of Middle America.  Yep.  Pure corn-fed porn.

Hefner must not have been looking over the director's shoulder during the taping of Vanessa Gleason's... what shall we call it... shorter, promotional segment?  There is definitely a, uh, spunkier feel to it.  Vanessa is an adorable, dark-haired, tight-bodied San Diego import, who explores her own body with authority and, if it's possible, a dark humor.  A few of the shots of some very subtle strokes of her fingers are absolutely gorgeous.  Without penetration of any sort, this 15-minutes-of-fame is a turn-on for the viewer.

Beautifully-produced soft porn that should have very strong mainstream appeal.