The senior prom is coming and a pack of horny old gals are just beside themselves with nostalgia.  Luckily, there are dildos and vibrators and friendly chumps (like Dave Hardman and Jack Dinero) around to fuck.

Scene one has the H-man pounding away on a woman who keeps calling him "Babe."

Scene two, our favorite, involves a lady with a very thick N.Y. accent.  She visits a girlfriend who's masturbating.  "Can't you get off?" she asks.  "Wha's wrong which choo?  Stressed out?" To the accompaniment of metal music, the N.Y.er tears off her pink dress and the two women go butt to butt with a rubbery stimulator. Soon the loudest vibrator on the market (think wood chipper) is introduced and all is well.

The final scene involves a j.o.ing chub who gets thoroughly 'gazmo the second Dinero loosens his tie and touches her snatch.  When cars do that you say Now that's responsive.  When humans do it, you wonder what's up.