Chalk up at the very least one-half an A in this title's rating to the standout closer starring Byron Long and 24-year-old first-timer Pandora. Pandora approaches the scene with a seductive dose of jittery, nervous anticipation. Long handles his role perfectly, easing the video virgin into the proceedings nice and slow.

Byron Long, it should be noted, sports a dick the like of which is typically found swinging from beneath beasts of burden in pastures, barns and stables. The man is large. Pandora, it should be noted, is a small girl. The prospect of her tiny, relatively-untested box meeting his monster dangle carries the charge of an ensuing car crash.

Happily, though, a short way into their union, it becomes apparent that Pandora came to the set with her game face on, and the fucking takes on a sweaty, feverish quality so unlike way too much of the sex that makes it to video these days. Damn hot.

Sparkle has at it with Mr. Marcus, and their scene is also friendly and spirited. Egyption looks more like a Nubian, but whatever her derivation she turns in a fairly hot trounce with Tony Eveready. And then there's Didia, who has a pleasant boyish quality, which is a big hook for all those "straight" guys who happen to like their women to look like NCAA wide receivers from behind. Denial, kids. It ain't just a river in Egypt.