There's no denying that this Brat Pack is made up of some pretty heavy-duty eye candy. Too bad, then, that they're squandered much of the time due to sex scenes, that, while decently energized, simply aren't particularly inspired or very hot.

Two exceptions: The first is Allysin Chaynes/Jack Hammer coupling that really comes alive thanks to her loud, sweaty enthusiasm. Also, she simply looks great bare-ass naked except for a pair of shimmering black spikes.

The second is a Nikki Lynn/Shay Sweet tongue-a-thon that works largely because of the voyeuristic thrill of watching these two extremely delicious blondes go at each other.

The three remaining sex sequences are largely forgettable, as is the slight comic plot about how The Brat Pack take a measure of revenge on a sleazy photographer who exploits his female subjects. Less-than-memorable, too, is the soundtrack's lame sprightly Muzak, which would be better suited to a Carnival Cruise Lines commercial.

"Sounds like a sequel to me," a smiling Syndee Steele intones into the camera to end the vid. Uh, we don't think so.