Kyle Stone and Nick East are a couple of blue collar schlubs drowning in what San Jose '80s punk rock gods The Stiffs used to call a Fuckin' Shitty Life.  Their asshole boss (Mike Horner) and bitchy female co-workers (Raquel DeVine and Rayne) exist purely to make them miserable, and to top it all off, they can't get laid.  So they fantasize themselves into encounters with T.J. Hart (Stone, and it's tepid) and a very squirty Mila (East, who probes her rectum).  It's the "real" encounters that work the best here: one between their slick pal Michael J. Cox and Alyssa Allure; the other between Horner and hired cooch Candy Hill.