Kid Sparkle opens the vid en route to CES in Vegas, from his private plane. "We don't have a plan... we don't have an agenda... we don't have a budget..." he explains, not the slightest bit perturbed.

And why should he be? He's got a "six million dollar house" waiting for him, and after driving around the grounds in a golf cart, musing on the origins of the word "peacock" and playing air-volleyball, he brings out adorable new girl Katie June with Mr. Marcus. She steers the cart while he drives the stick, before they run into the grass and do it by a waterfall. "This fuckin' cock is gonna fuckin' kill me, but I'm lovin' it" Katie shouts exuberantly, soon receiving a terrific blast across her eye. Blair LaFemme's encounter with Lexington Steele is equally interesting, as he picks her up and flips her upside down to log some 69 time before she rides his monstro-rod to its logical conclusion.

Also worthy of note, although more for its kink factor than its believability: al-natural blond sisters (well, they say they're sisters) Cassie and Michelle double-teaming Eve, although they don't do each other. Because that would be, uh, wrong.