In what is supposed to be his first role (a screen test), Dick Smothers Jr. takes on Mercedes Ashley like a pro. He maintains with no problem and guides her through an assortment of positions. Way to go, Dick.

The remaining scenes - which are unconnected to Smothers - are obviously padding, but they also stand alone as fine fucking. Layla-Jade and Tony Tedeschi do their usual symbiotic spit swapping. And so it goes until Smothers returns for another sex event with Lena Ramone. Well done.

Smothers may be the big name star, but George Kaplan is the real star of this video. In what can best be described as a cross between acting like Dudley Moore and Mr. French, Kaplan is incredibly watchable in his non-sex role that undoubtedly deserves a pre-nom in this category. Thanks to a decent script by Cash Markman, Kaplan plays a pompous, pontificating weasel sniffing out sensationalism. His look is priceless when Lena Ramone, upon being asked if she has ever been asked to do anything in the business that totally repulsed her, replied in the affirmative and revealed that she was told to blow Kaplan to get good press. Fortunately, this never happened.