Pristinely edited and extremely well-shot, this celebration of chests unaltered is pure eye candy - there's no question about that. The girls are saucy, lovely and eager while the men are erect, able and willing. And once they conjoin, the copulation is great, satisfying and achieved. So why are we stuck with lousy music?

Really, this is one of the worst scores of the year, and mixed loud enough that it could ruin a perfectly good jack-off session.

But more of the good points. Our star Melanie has some brilliant breasts, and she rides cock like a pro. The camera features all her jiggle, too - nice! But again, the hokey Kama Sutra soundtrack cheeses out the action. And that sets the precedent: French maiden Judy Star, sexy Asian Sabrine Maui and red-hot Saphire Rae - a nymphomaniacal red-head that take the studs by storm (despite the horrific music). But these lovelies are always coupled with crap music that could distract from the firmest of erections.

With Simone and her sweet puffy nipples, Saphire's ultra-slut trash talk, and the pro production values, maybe someone could do a remix? Volunteers?