Editor Mike Horner has assigned recently divorced journalist Julia Ann to write a story called "Finding Mr. Right in the New Millennium." Luckily she meets hunk Randy Spears while moving into her new apartment and, although she denies it at first, they are surely destined to be with one and another. We know this by the end because they are cock-locked on the rooftop together after a smoldering bout of suckin' and fuckin'.

Along the way though, she meets a succession of jerks, the kind of guys who make her realize how special Randy's meat really is. One such jerk, Steve Hatcher, describes his torrid affair with a past girlfriend, sex kitten Kaylani Lei. These two do the flesh tango and he gives her the doggie bashing of her life in this flashback. She also runs into a computer geek who likes to watch S/M videos (starring Nicole Sheridan and Voodoo no less!).

As frustrated as she is over having to date all these losers for a story, Horner keeps insisting "the story will present itself," and damned if Spears isn't soon knocking on her door. One last date with creepy gun enthusiast Alex Sanders (who ends up screwing gorgeous Rebecca Love instead) proves that Spears is her man and the two end up together, in love and entangled.