Tabitha Page is no ditzy soccer Mom. She knows what she wants. She's a new breed of suburban housewife called Sucker Mom. And, she practices predatory family values that would put conservative Rush Limbaugh in a state of catatonic drooling. Her daughter's boyfriend, looking like an extra from the movie Deliverance, drops by and cannot comprehend what is happening to him, until he cums on Mom's mammaries. Then enough blood from his deflating penis seeps back to his brain stem to formulate an excuse. "I was never here. I'll stop by later. Tell her I called." Mom is in her 'yeah-whatever' mode as she scoops up jizz and licks her fingers like greasy fried chicken and mumbles, "At least I have my memories."

Every lady is an enthusiastic performer in this video but it's hard to beat Russian émigré, Mia. She claims to be over 40 years old, but could pass for younger if she wished. In her raspy voice she says, "Hi. Show me your Big American Dick," and proves that she passed her INS exam... but her voracious sexual appetite is probably what got her the green card.